They need to win

If the Bruins lose to the Mammoth tonight, it will push them out of playoff contention.

As I often say, there is still a lot of season left and I shouldn't worry so much about the standings but the reality is that they are just 8 games away from the halfway point. If the second half of the season goes like this first half, they will once again be sitting in some warm tropical location watching the other teams who are in the playoffs.

They need to get into a winning streak.

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The Very Stable Genius appointed his chief of staff when he won the election. That was back in January of 2025.

Does anyone know who the chief of staff is? Can any of you say the name of the chief of staff out loud without first looking it up in google?

I ask this because since January of 2025, Susie Wiles hasn't said a single thing in public.

Until now.

If I recall, he went through more than half a dozen chiefs of staff during his first term.

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We are 59 days away from the start of spring training and the Red Sox continue to seek more help in the infield.

They are in need of a third baseman and probably a first baseman. I say probably because no one has said that Casas is getting better.

It would be nice if they could bring Bregman back but that is looking less and less like a possibility.

Guess we all just wait and see.

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No, I did not win the lottery.

No, I did not buy another ticket. I already wasted $2.00 and I have no intentions of wasting another $2.00.

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Here are some links:

• Looks like Q'anon Kash is habitually premature.



• I'm pretty sure that either drugs or mental illness was involved.



• Key load of shit in this story: "...copious public use and public safety concerns."



• Do you want to know how to end a fight like this? Stick his fingers into the fryolator. He'll stop fighting really fast.



• How screwed up does a person have to be to do this.



• Someone is gonna get fired.

Another tough loss

The Bruins got stomped by the Wild last night, losing 6-2 in regulation. It would have been 6-1 but the Bruins managed to score a goal with only less the 9/10^s of a second left on the clock.

They should be embarassed by that loss. The Wild is not the best team in the league. They have the same record as the Bruins so the Bruins should have at least held their own against them.

That loss pushes them to 4^th place in the Atlantic and into the second wild card slot.

Their next game is tomorrow against the Mammoths. Puck drops at 7:00pm.

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Yes, I bought a Powerball ticket.

If I win, you won't know it...

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I have no sportings to watch but I do have a shitload of Gold Rush's.

Here are some links:

• He was Michael Stivic, Archie's favorite foil. He went on to give us Spinal Tap, The Princess Bride, A Few Good Men, When Harry Met Sally as well as two of my favorite movies Stand By Me and The Bucket List.



• I'm inclined to believe that because we have people like "QAnon Kash" in charge, a guy who thinks evidence is whatever Trump tells him it is, we're going to have a lot of unsolved crimes.



• Personally, I feel kinda bad for the kid.



• Key job title and name in this story: "...semi-professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip."



• If I owned a bar and/or a casino, I would ban attorneys.

Tough loss

The Patriots took their third loss of the season today when the Bills beat them 35-31.

I thought Maye and the offense played a decent game and the Patriots were up 21-7 at the half but the defense couldn't hold off the Bills in the second half.

They are still in first place in the division and they are in second place behind the Broncos in the AFC.

The Patriots next game is next Sunday when they take on the Ravens. Kickoff is at 8:20.

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In hockey news, the Bruins and the Wild are currently at the end of the 2^nd period and the score is 3-0 in favor of the Wild

Hopefully the Bruins figure out where the Wild's net is and they start blasting pucks into it.

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Our petty, self-centered, little man of a president unveiled something he calls "The Presidential Walk Of Fame". It is basically pictures of all the Presidents displayed in order.

Well, almost all the Presidents...

The Very Stable Genius had the picture of Biden replaced with a picture of an autopen signing Bidens name.

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It might be time to buy a Powerball ticket

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The spammers are back at it.

I got this text message today:

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Here are some links:

• I'm not sure if this is a good idea or a bad idea.



• Oh Canada.



• We need to reopen the loony bins and start putting people like Amanda Reynolds in a safe, secure environment so they don't hurt themselves.

Golf it is

No hockey, no football and certainly no baseball but there is golf.

I like the Grant Tornton Invitational because it's the mixed doubles of golf.

Yesterday the best-ball scramble was won by Charlie Hull and Micahel Brennan. Today was the alternating foursome where the players take turns hitting shots. It was won by Lauren Coughlin and Andrew Novak.

Tomorrow is the modified four-ball, which is always interesting.

Since the Patriots play the Bills at 1:00 tomorrow, I'll probably be watching that on the big screen and checking out the golf on the laptop.

It's always nice to have too many sportings to watch...

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For the record, I did not buy a ticket.

If it survives tonight's drawing, maybe I'll spend the $2.00 to buy a ticket before the next drawing.

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Here are some links:

• ♫ A little less constipation ♪♬
  ♬♪ A little more action ♫



• I'm betting this is really pissing him off.



• I think if you are going to bond over something, shrimp gumbo is a pretty good thing to bond over.



• Dear Wisconsin, until your brains develop more than one or two neurons each, your voting rights are revoked.



• Man, the Colts really dug deep to find a quarterback.

Another win

The Bruins managed to beat the Jets last night, winning the game 6-3 and moving back into 2^nd place in the Atlantic division.

They are off now until Sunday, the 16^th when they take on the Wild.

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Here are some links:

• The more of this that comes out, the more I'm convinced that Woody Allen is a pedophile.



• Oh No! We're gonna get an inch of snow!



• Paul, you're 84 years old. It's time to call it and retire.



• Best line ever: "Everything is optional."



• Only in Florida.