Busy day, no post

I'll have stuff tomorrow.

Until then, here's a few links:

• Fashion: I don't get it.



• Australia: What doesn't try to kill ya, kills things that try to kill ya.



• I've been to Mexico. I have no desire to ever go back.

Nice wins yesterday, bad loss today

The Red Sox beat up on the Guardians last night, winning 8-0.

Today, however, was not great. They lost to the Guardians 6-4.

They didn't win the series but at least they didn't get swept.

They are heading back to Boston (where they don't play all that great) where tomorrow they will start a three-game series against the Cubs.

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The Bruins and the Maple Leafs played hard last night. It was a great game to watch and in the end, the Bruins came out on top, beating the Maple Leafs 4-2.

That win puts the Bruins up 2-1 in the best-of-seven series.

Next game is Saturday. Puck drops at 8:00.

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Trump is a spoiled child and Bill Barr is an idiot...

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No sports tonight and I am out of DVRs. Guess I'll be watching some youtubes.

Here are some links:

• If you are looking for a place with it's very own jail cell, look no further.



• Another reason I don't drink vending machine coffee.



• Key inaccurate statement in this story: "Our urine is worth its weight in gold"...



• Only in Florida.



• We've lost the last of the Nights in White Satin.

The Guardians are red hot

The Cleveland Guardians have won their last 5 games, including last nights 4-1 win over the Red Sox. They currently have the best record in the MLB with a .739 win percentage.

I'm kinda hoping that the Red Sox break the Guardians streak and win tonights game. First pitch is at 6:10 and Criswell is on the mound.

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The Bruins need to win tonights game if only to prevent getting swept while they are in Toronto.

Puck drops at 7:00 and that is when I'll start doing the "channel swap back and forth" thing.

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Once again, I get the best SPAM:

There is a lot more to that email than I could fit into a single screen shot so you'll just have to take my word for it, I am Donald "I'm rich! Give me your money so I can pay my fines!" Trump's personal friend. He even calls me "friend" in that email.

Oh, and despite his request that I "let everyone know that you're voting for DONALD TRUMP>", I think it's best if I let everyone know that I have no idea who I'm voting for. I can assure you I won't be voting for either The Donald or Goofy Joe.

And you can bet I'm not voting for Kennedy either. I'm proud to say that I never once voted for his uncle Edward "Psshhh.... I'm fine, I can drive" Kennedy and I won't vote for Robert "I'm named after my daddy!" Kennedy.

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I'm going to watch some sports.

You can enjoy these links:

• This just keeps on getting worse.



• Oops.



• Musta been some of those free-range cows.



• You just know that eventually some redneck is gonna snap, whip out a home-made flame thrower and burn the entire state to the ground.



• Must have been one hell of a pothole.



• They say that hydration is important.

Series is tied 1-1

The Bruins tried but they just couldn't overcome a very agressive Maple Leafs team and they ended up losing 3-2 last night.

Game three in the series is tomorrow in Toronto. I'm hoping that the Bruins don't have a repeat of last season when they lost in the first round and went on vacation early...

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The bad luck bug has once again bitten the Red Sox.

Turns out Casas has a broken rib and will be out for a while.

Tonights game started at 6:10 and they are currently in the bottom of the third inning. The score is 0-0.

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I'm going to watch the rest of this game.

Here are a few links:

• Oh Canada.



• Mark my words, some guy with too much money and not enough brains is going to burn his house down with one of these things.



• Australia: What doesn't try to kill ya, tries to kill ya and then goes for a fun ride to the ER with you.



• Key line in this story: "You really have to love zip-lining in order to ride a wire over gator-infested swamp land."

Hello out there. We're on the air. It's hockey night tonight

Game two of the Bruins / Maple Leafs series is tonight. Puck drops at 7:00.

The Bruins announced that they recalled Forbort but I don't see anything that says he'll be on the ice tonight. I'm not entirely sure he has completely recovered from his surgery so they may have recalled him just to get him working with the team during practices.

Then again, I'm no doctor and I'm not in the loop on Forbort's medical procedures. Maybe he will be on the ice tonight.

The one thing I'll be interested in seeing is who is in goal. The Bruins have had a very good problem this season with two high quality goalies. Traditionally, they have rotated between Swayman and Ullmark.

I'm hoping that Montgomery continues rotating his goalies simply because I'm a firm believer that when something is working, you keep doing it.

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The Blue Jays and the Rays both lost yesterday which moves the Red Sox up to third place in the ALEast.

It's nice to see the Red Sox in some spot other than last.

Oh, and looking at their win/loss record, I notice that it's kinda weird. At home in Fenway they are 3-7 but on the road, they are 10-3.

Looks to me like maybe the Red Sox shouldn't play at Fenway Park...

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Time once again for another episode of, "I Get The Best SPAM"

Key typos in that email are, "To prevent interrion of yur benefits"

I will also point out that no legitimate business operating anywhere on the planet will send you a renewal notice on a .PDF that is inside of a compressed .ZIP file.

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Some guy named Pecker was called to the stand to testify against Donald "I do not have resting bitch face, I'm just perpetually pissed off" Trump in his porn actress hush money trial.

I can't help but giggle at the thought of a big pecker on the stand, talking about Trump paying a porno actress for sex and then paying her to not tell anyone about it.

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Time for dinner and then time for hockey.

Enjoy these links:

• V GER lives!



• Key description of some members of congress: "I serve with some real scumbags."



• If they do this, I will be pissed.



• Researchers: Contributing to the betterment of our society or a complete waste of perfectly good oxygen?



• Oh Canada.



• Only in Florida.