Due to my short week, this was a long day.

Just because I'm only working foru days a week doesn't mean there isn't five days worth of work to do each week. As a result, I worked longer that I should have today. This is the result of trying to get a project completed prior to year end and still use up all of my vacatin time.

I'll be damned if I'm going to lose any vacation time....

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So anyways, here are a couple of links:

• Oh, who the eff cares! It was named Denali in the 1800s and now it's named Denali again. What's the big deal.



• We have two dogs. I need some of these...

Short work weeks in September

As I did in July, I will be taking every Friday off in September so I can burn off some vacation time. That means that starting this week, I will only be working four day weeks.

For those of you that know me, you know that I think we should all be working four day weeks. I firmly believe that every weekend should be a three day weekend and if I am ever elected President, that will be one of my priorities

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Here are a couple of links:

• I like to visit EpicFail every once in a while.



• Key entry from our favorite police log: "10:27 a.m. A woman on Beartrap Road reported that a bat had been sitting outside on her tomato plant for the entire morning, refusing to leave. She decided to take matters into her own hands and put the bat in a jar."

I need to hit the lottery.

My 401(k) is collapsing faster than a cheap party balloon and the government is probably going to take back some of my social security.

I'm not feeling warm and fuzzy about my ability to retire while i'm still alive.

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Here are some links:

• Only in Florida.



• Must have been a hell of a party.



• These people are allowed to vote....

Sorry about that.

We spent yesterday evening at Tanglewood listening to a very funny man named Eddie Izzard and didn't get home until 11:30 or so.

About 10 minutes after walking into my house, I was sound asleep in my bed.

Snoring.

Loudly.

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Enjoy these few links:

• This is why I don't wait around at bus stops.



• Key phrase in this video: I'M GONNA BE A NEW BIG BROTHER!



• The Chinese are insane...



• High school students are kinda stupid...



• Only in Florida.



• When I watch this, all I can think of is this.

Not much to say today.

I'm tired.

I didn't go to damned bed until 11:00 last damned night because I was watching the damned Red Sox give up a damned two run lead so they could lose to the damned White Sox.

I won't make that damned mistake again tonight.

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Here are todays links:

• Idiots.



• Oh Canada.



• Key phrase in this story: "...his organ was horribly disfigured..."



• Attention old people: Our children are smarter, and funnier, than us.