Here's the title

The facility I use to create this ooze of runny fecal matter requires that I give each entry a title. If I don't, it leaves the field blank and gives me a hard time.

I don't like being given a hard time so you get a title...

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No I still didn't buy a ticket...

The way I look at it, I'm not out $1,300,000,000.00, I'm up $4.00.

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I have a question:

Why? What did he do?

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Here are some links:

• I think anyone that decides to move out of the United States over political disagreements is either an idiot or a spoiled brat.



• Bummer. He was good in Dances with Wolves but I personally thought he was great on The Red Green Show.



• Oh good, we're blowing up Venezuelan boats in the Caribean. This is going to end well...



• If someone steals my clothes and is wearing them around, they probably really need those clothes and they can keep them.



• We here at the Daily News™ try to give all genders equal coverage. As such, here is your Naked Woman In The News story.