Please, no more phone calls.

I am sick and tired of all the damned phone calls I'm getting from Elizabeth Warren, Scott Brown, Barack Obama and Willard Romney. They all want me vote for them and I've about had it.

At this point, whenever an actual human being calls me and asks who I'm voting for, I say, "I'm voting for the only candidate that hasn't interrupted my dinner with an annoying phone call. I'm writing in Pat Paulson."

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While I struggle to remain awake, you can visit these links:

• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Month.



• So this guy is willing to spend 15 years in jail over 10 gallons of gas.



• Pffftttt.... Rednecks.



• I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this.