Still on break

I know I said I was on break but what the hell, I'm sitting on a couch, watching the Red Sox and surfing the internets so I might as well give you something.

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And speaking of the Red Sox managed, man they sucked yesterday. They managed to almost get themselves "no-hit" yesterday. It was an embarrassment to watch.

No one was hitting anything and Buchholz stunk the place up. The Rangers hit almost everything he threw at them while the Red Sox hit nothing that Darvish threw at them.

The final score was 8-0 with the Red Sox getting only one hit.

Let's hope tonight is better.

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Try these links:

• Key entry from our favorite police log: "9:20 a.m. A balding man in a trench coat stole some candy from a local store. He was last seen pedaling away on his bicycle."



• I like the expertly drawn eyebrows.