The NFL is a pretty screwed up organization.

They are kind of proud of the fact that no player in the NFL was arrested during the month of September.

Oh... Wait... Never mind.

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• Key phrase in this story: "I only have two eyes not four. I can't look at the road and the sky at the same time."



• Pffftttt... Rednecks...



• Only in Alaska.

Long Day = Short Post

This morning I was called by my son who informed me he had a flat tire and could not get the lug nuts off the wheel.

He seems to be grateful that we provided him with a AAA account.

This afternoon, I spent the majority of my time arguing with people who have no idea how something works.

All of this was right after I was told by my friend and coworker that he as prostate cancer.

Not a good day all around.

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• Yes, alcohol was involved.



• Key phrase in this story: "What happens in Vegas...."



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Month.



• Only in Florida.

Apparently we have killer toads.

My wife was off today so she spent a good bit of time getting some yard work done. One of her tasks was cutting down the dying plants along the edge  of our patio. While she was doing this, she came across a "killer toad".

At least, that's how she described it to me.

According to her, this toad was HUGE. Yes, that's how she typed it in her text message.

So if you happen to run across a five foot tall toad, send him back my way because I'm thinking that huge toads manage to eat huge amounts of mosquito's in the summer time and I'm good with that.

And yes, I realize that Huge Toads would make a fantastic name for a 1970s rock band.

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Here are a few links you can visit:

• Hurling Fish would also be a great name for a 1970s rock band.



• Only in Florida.



• They got some interesting bugs in Alabama.

The Dodgers have become the most hated team in baseball.

When Chase Utley decided to run past the second base bag and slide into Miguel Tehada, he committed what is known as a dirty slide.

But that's not the bad part.

This is the second time the Utley has done this to Tehada.

But that's still not the part.

The bad part is that this time, he managed to break Tehada's leg.

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• It's only a matter of time before they ban this stuff.



• Key phrase in this story: "She also skates with roller derby team Naptown Roller Girls."



• Only in Florida. (I'm thinking this isn't going to end well.)



• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story.



• Only in Pennsylvania.

Go Mets!

The Mets beat the Dodgers last night. This is a good thing because winning the first game of a best of five series while on the road means they head home on Monday either tied 1-1 or with a 2 game lead, depending on how the game goes tonight.

I would be nice to see them head home with a two game lead.

Of course, if the Dodgers lose the series and don't make it into the World Series, you can bet that Don "Donnie Baseball" Mattingly will be out of a job in Los Angeles.

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Here are some links:

• He's not crazy, he's just avoiding prison time.



• Only in Florida.



• Yes, yes he does.