Thank goodness I live in a multi-television house

Because we own more than one television, I was not forced to sit through that visual debacle known as "The Miss America Pageant".

Thank God for that.

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Well, it took the Red Sox thirteen innings but they managed to beat the Rays and take two out of three in their series.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Where the hell was this team during the first three months of the season?

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You can check out these links if you want to:

• Three goats and a cow seems fair...



• The United States is no longer the leader in societal advancement,



• I'm pretty sure I'd beat the shit out of this guy... after he passed out in his seat.