Let's try this again.

Maybe this time I'll get this thing posted before I fall asleep in my recliner.

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Here are todays links:

• Some people have way too much time on there hands. And way too much pumpkin goop on their ass.



• Curse you, El Nino.



• There's a "World Champion" for this?



• Ouch,



• Key word I've never heard before: "frass".



• If two billion people use it, the whole planet is gonna smell like Bondi's Island.



• We don't pay cops enough.