Today, I took my wife's car to the library and as I was leaving, I saw a woman with the hood up on her car, looking at the engine. I walked over, asked if everything was okay and she said, "I'm pretty sure my battery is dead."
And that, my friends, is the story of how my wife's car was able to jump-start another car only two days after being jump-started itself.
The Bruins lost last night and I don't want to talk about it.
What I want to talk about is the dismal state of Boston sports.
I don't follow the Celtics because I don't care for basketball.
The Red Sox fell apart for the third year in a row and I'm not feeling overly joyful about this upcoming season.
As for the Patriots, even if their opponent showed up with 11 broken legs and 11 broken arms, the Patriots couldn't win because their offensive line doesn't exist. A cripple could make it through the line and sack the quarterback. And to make matters worse, without so much as a thought about the future, they won the only game they should have lost and are now spotted to make the fourth pick in the draft instead of the first.
The Bruins, once the most vaunted team in the league, are now out of contention for the division and are just barely hanging on for the wild card. And to top that off, some boneheaded idiot in the Boston media is trying his best to stir up controversy by claiming Pastrnak and Marchand don't get along.
I think 2025 is going to be a tough year for Boston sports...
Here are some links:
- This is the best sports news ever.
- Trumpee was sentenced to nothing today but he is still the only felon ever elected president.
- I guess it must suck to run out of sausages.
- I'm pretty sure I would not enjoy a $4.00 meal prepared by a robot.
- I gotta get one of these.
- This is a bad look for the city and state.
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