Semi-fired

Our "smartliest, bigliest, president ever" has once again graced us with one of his highly literate statements:

"And then, if you don’t answer, like, you’re sort of semi-fired or you’re fired, because a lot of people aren’t answering because they don’t even exist."

I need someone to define "semi-fired".

Is it like, "kinda pregnant" or "absolutely positively definitely maybe" of "partially full"?

I've decided that I am going to start calling the current administration, "The Chaos Dweebs".

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The Red Sox took on the Braves this afternoon and lost 6-1. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to watch it because it was not on television.

It was, however, on WEEI AM so I was able to listen to my least favorite announcer, Will "Ted Baxter" Flemming

Tomorrow they take on the Rays and, once again, I will be listening to the game on the radio.

Apparently NESN has decided it's more important to show reruns of "ChasBro Outdoors" or "Old Perv & Young Girl Eating Out."

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Here are some links:

• Attention Morons...



• Key line in this story: "...19 million people without electricity."



• Best hooker name ever: Soon Bang.



• No, this is not in Uganda or 16th century New England. It's in modern day New Mexico.



• Looks like Musk is achieving his goal of getting people to quit.



• Only in Florida.



• Things like this make me laugh.