Congress managed to pass the bill that shall not be named last night and now we wait for The Very Stable Genius to sign it.
I understand that he plans on having a couple of B-2 bombers fly over the White House while he's signing it.
What is that old saying about men with tiny dicks always making self-aggrandizing gestures to compensate for having to use tweezers to take a leak...
The Red Sox beat up the Nationals this morning/afternoon.
The game started at 11:00 this morning and the Red Sox went up 2-0 in the first inning. They remained in the lead throughout the entire game, beating the Nationals 11-2.
Giolito had a stellar outing, facing 29 batters over 7⅔ innings. He gave up 4 hits, 3 walks, 1 earned run and struck out 7.
Wilson came in to close out the 8th inning and then Whitlock closed the game in the ninth.
Buehler has the start tomorrow and I am not going to say I hope he does well. I'm going to say that he really needs to do well because if he doesn't, it might be his last game as a starter.
First pitch is at 4:05.
Here are some links:
- Near as I can figure, Trump needs to stop making phone calls to Putin...
- Key line in this story: "They’re a bunch of pissers."
- I'm pretty sure this is a good idea.
- I'm positive this is a good idea.
- Key line in this story: "It’s bigger than my birthday!"
- I have a feeling that one of these days, someone is going to take a shot at this guy.
- I've actually seen this event. It's an indication of how dumb we are a species but it's also funny as hell.
- The correct answer is, "Yes. And you should buy several hats."
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