Thank goodness I have several hours of DVRs to watch.
I realize this may shock some you but The Very Stable Genius has once again won the golf championship at his country club.
I haven't even played golf five times this year but this highly-tuned specimen of athletic prowess as played enough golf to win five championships.
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that every other member of his golf club is a paraplegic...
My town has released a new "emergency notification system". Hopefully they actually use it for emergencies because the old "emergency notification system" was used to let us all know about upcoming elections, school events, etc..
The first text message I get telling there is a bake sale at the high school, there is a town meeting that has been scheduled for at least a year or a road I never drive on is being paved will be the last text message I get from the town because I'll deactivate my account and live on in blissful ignorance of things going on around me.
If you are going to set up an emergency notification system, use it for emergencies. Tell me if there is a gunman running around town shooting at people or the a tornado is bearing down on us. Those are emergencies.
Here are some links:
- Gotta be honest with you, $2.5 billion is a lot of money to renovate a building.
- This is the guy who was responsible for cutting government services.
- Finally, research I can get behind.
- Bernie Madoff of Cows would be a great name for a 1990s rock-a-billy band.
- What kind of "covert military operations" can be performed by an insect that people instinctively want to kill when they see it?
- Oops.
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