Remember?

Remember when a large group of individuals, under the influence of their cult leader, stormed the U.S. Capital building, broke in and trashed the place?

Remember the cop being crushed in the doorway?

Remember this ass-clown?

Remember these idiots who don't know how to use stairs?

I wanted to remind you in case you didn't remember.

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Turns out that the head cold I told you I had isn't a head cold. It's the goddamned flu.

Every year I get a flu shot because about 15 years ago, I had a really nasty flu and ended up in the emergency room with 104°+ body temp.

Well, I got the shot this year and it didn't do shit. I woke up this morning sporting a 103° body temp and a raging headache caused by the 20 pounds of snot jammed into my sinuses.

For the record, naps are the best things ever and Tylenol is a wonder drug.

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Here are some links:

• Maybe Trump will finally get his Nobel Peace Prize.



• That's a lot of salt...



• Some people like to play dress-up.