Twenty dollars for everybody!

Verizon sent me a notice saying they are going to give everyone a $20.00 credit on their bill for the outage the other day.

My first thought was, "Cool."

My second thought was, "Hey, wait a minute! I've got four lines! How come I get the same as people who only have one line?"

My third thought was, "We weren't really impacted that badly anyways. Shut up and take your twenty dollars."

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So it turns out that The Very Stable Genius is the owner of a Nobel Peace Prize medal but not the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is like Tom Brady giving you one of his Super Bowl rings and you taking it. You are now the owner of a Super Bowl ring but you are absolutely not a Super Bowl winner.

Trump is not a winner, he's a winner-wanna-be.

I guess that means he's a loser.

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The Bruins beat the Kraken last night, winning 4-2 in regulation.

They did not, however, move up in the standings.

Their next game is tomorrow when they will be in Chicago to play the Blackhawks. Puck drops at 8:00pm

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Scotland: It's not like where we live...

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Here are a few links:

• This is actually a good take on the current NFL coaching situation.



• Gotta give the guy credit for taking the risk and coming out on top.



• Sounds like things have gone to shit in the Caribbean.



• Man, those Ukrainians are getting the job done.