What the hell is "firts"?

I read yesterdays entry and realized that maybe I need to pay more attention to what the spell-checker is telling me before I click the "publish" button.

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Click on these links:

• Key phrase in this story: "...very detailed information"...



• Key phrase in this story: "He lived in Springfield for 34 years."



• Only in Florida.



• Key phrase in this story: "They put his torches out."

I got nothing for you.

My firts day back at work was a long day and as a result, I have nothing to share with you.

Tomorrow should be better.

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Try these links:

• I don't know if this is true or not but it's funny as hell.



• This is why I don't order Domino's pizza.

It's gonna get cold.

According to the perky yet vacuous talking heads on our local news, we get to enjoy some single digit temps with below-zero windchills tomorrow morning.

Sounds like a good day to return to work.

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You might want to click on these links:

• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminals of the 2015.



• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story.



• Attention idiots: Don't take selfies while committing a crime.



• You know I'm going to have to buy a couple of tickets...

One more day of sleeping late.

I'm back to work on Monday but the silver lining is that I once again have a full compliment of vacation time coming to me.

I'll probably do what I did last year and take every Monday off for a few months during the summer. I kind of enjoyed those three day weekends.

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I have never joined the NRA. I have never had any desire to join the NRA. I always looked at the NRA as a collection of nutjobs with lots of guns.

But that is about to change....

The President has started using the words "gun violence" and saying that he is going to use executive action to control gun sales.

I want to remind the President that guns cannot be violent. They are pieces of machined metal that have no emotions whatsoever. It is people that are violent and thinking that preventing people from getting guns is going to help anything is a stupid way of thinking.

Violent people will commit violence with or without guns.

As a matter of fact, I'm thinking that taking guns away from violent people will only make them more violent and I shudder to think what they will use instead of guns.

It might be time for me to join the NRA...

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Here are some links:

• Speaking of guns.



• "Meth in his pants" would be a great name for a 1950's children's book on potty training.



• All we have are mice.



• He was pretty damned good.

Happy New Year everybody!

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So far, 2016 has been pretty darned good.

Granted, I still have a head cold but I'm not hungover and I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon all day.

That, my friends, is a pretty damned good start to the year.

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Here are some links I found while watching Rod Serling and his imaginative television program:

• Attention idiots everywhere: Don't post your stupidity on Facebook.



• Key phrase in this story: "Farting in the Middle Ages was a more complicated act than in this century."