It's amazing what a little water can do

On September 2^nd, I took a picture of my side yard showing how poorly my grass was doing.

After looking at that picture, I decided that I was going to water my lawn for 10 minutes any day without rain and I've been pretty good about doing that.

Here are the results so far:

The left is from September 2^nd and the right is from this afternoon, September 15^th.

Not bad considering it has only been 13 days.

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Time for dead horse beating:

Yes, the queen is still dead.

This has been your dead horse beating.

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No baseball tonight which means the Red Sox can't lose. It also means I need to find some entertainment.

While I do that, you can be entertained by these:

• DiSantis is a loud-mouthed arrogant prick (much like is cult-hero, Trump) but I can’t say I disagree with the statement, "States like Massachusetts, New York, and California will better facilitate the care of these individuals who they have invited into our country by incentivizing illegal immigration through their designation as 'sanctuary states' and support for the Biden Administration’s open border policies."



• Speaking of Trump, that ass-clown is trying to start a civil war.



• Key phrase in this story: "Imagine pairing the newest, most powerful Xbox console with the very first iteration of a TV."



• Key phrase in this story: "...if your vibrator of the month shipment is delayed, that may explain why."



• There is nothing I can say about this that will make it any weirder or funnier.

Does he have a clue?

Does he even know what his policies are doing? For that matter, does he even know what day it is?

This picture says it all...

That picture is from CNN. It shows Goofy Joe at his party to celebrate his “inflation reduction act” on the same day the DJIA collapses more than 1,200 points (more than 3%) because it turns out inflation is a lot worse than everyone thought.

He keep saying everything is great but everything keeps on sucking. He keeps finding new ways to spend my tax dollars on things that don't help me one bit. He keeps saying the economy is going great but the economists all tell me it is terrible.

I don't want Trump back in the White House but if this guy gets re-elected, we can expect a terrible rest of the decade because that is how long it's gonna take to clean up his mess.

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From my sources:

This was a hard plastic-shelled carrying case that had been pressurized with air, not a bomb. When opened, the cover released and struck the hand of the employee with enough force to cause some minor trauma and possibly a contusion.

A note was found inside the case that basically said Zuckerberg is bad and virtual reality is bad.

So in other words, this is the work of a deranged mental midget who doesn't like Facebook or Zuckerberg and thinks that terrorizing Northeastern will make things better.

More proof that we, as a society, are surrounded by idiots...

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Here's another entry in the "I get the best spam" category:

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I'm going to watch the final Yankees / Red Sox matchup of the season and hope the bullpen doesn't implode again.

While I do that, you can do these:

• Key phrase in this story: "...a loose goat terrorized a community for hours before being apprehended -- and promptly urinating on a deputy."



• We don’t pay cops enough...



• Why? Were the residents under age?



• Putin keeps trying to justify his attack on Ukraine. First it was Ukrainian “nazi’s”, now it’s US “bioweapon labs” and “monster soldiers”.



• Farts From New York To California would be a great name for a 1970s children's book.

Not much going on

The news has been kinda repetitive lately so rather than continuing to beat the dead horse (or maybe it's "dead queen"??), I'll leave you with a bunch of links:

• Australia: What doesn't try to kill ya, kills ya.



• I always thought that the Russian military was equal to the US military. Turns out I was wrong. Turns out they are getting their "modern" arms from third-world nations.



• I'm really liking the James Webb Space Telescope.



• Key phrase in this story: "...if you see it, you probably shouldn't play with it."



• My fat cells say things like, "Go ahead, have another Snickers!".



• Oh Canada.



• Most parents usually get a inflatable bounce-house or a pony for their kids birthday party.



• Another case of Drunks on Lawnmowers.



• France: They're all a little kinky.



• Key phrase in this story: "No damage to me but the can will need minor repairs."



• Apparently Chuck is an old codger.

Where is all this money coming from?

Goofy Joe announced he is re-upping his commitment to his alleged "cancer moon shot" initiative.

Look, I get it, cancer is bad. Trust me, I really, really get it. I spent an entire terrifying year taking my oldest child to chemotherapy treatments back in 2011 so I can think of nothing better to spend money on than defeating cancer but where the hell is he getting all this money?

He forgave billions in college loans, he is spending trillions on his so-called "infrastructure initiative", he is shipping millions over to Ukraine and the surrounding NATO countries in weapons and aid. Now all of a sudden he wants to invest trillions in beating cancer.

What Biden fails to recognize is that the American Cancer Society, Susan G Komen For The Cure, Cancer Research Institute, etc... are all billion dollar charities that have been working on a cure for decades but they haven't found one yet. Oh sure, they've contributed to researchers who have found treatments for some cancers and, as a society, we are far better off than we were when my uncle Bob died from cancer back in the 1970s but cancer is still around and it's still bad.

No, those charities don't want to find a cure for cancer because if they did, they would cease to exist. Do you think those presidents/CEOs/CFOs want to be out of work? They don't want to be out of work and you can bet they are gonna let Goofy Joe know they don't want to be out of work.

But what I really want to say is, "Where the hell is he getting all the money for all these projects/initiatives/programs? How much is all of this going to cost me? How much is it going to cost my kids? Hell, how much is it going to cost my grandkids?"

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Guess who's no longer in a severe drought!

If this keeps trending this way, who knows, I just might have grass before the snow flies.

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In case you hadn't heard, the queen died.

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The Broncos are playing the Seahawks this evening but I'm not all that interested in either one of those teams. I'm going to have to find something else to entertain me.

While I figure out what to watch for entertainment this evening, you can visit these links:

• The flying penis blew it's head off.



• Best name for a future mission to Uranus: "Operation Butt Plug".



• Japan: They aren't like us.



• Only in Florida.



• Another "Friend of Vlad" has moved on to a better place.



• Also Only in Florida.

Hard to believe it's been 21 years

I called my wife and said, "Go home and get ready to pick the kids up. On your way home, stop at an ATM and withdraw the max."

The kids were sent home from school early (around noon) and I got home around 2:00.

The news was constant and we saw things none of us wanted to see.

For the next several weeks, we were all wondering when the next attack would come. Many patriotic songs were written and played on the radio. Changes were instituted at airports, train stations and bus stations. Large gatherings, such as baseball or football games, were held under the watchful eye of numerous police and national guardsmen.

It was certainly an interesting time and in the end, all that binladen accomplished was the deaths of tens of thousands of his countrymen as well as his own death. The story is he grabbed his wife and hid behind her as the troops entered his house. They shot him anyways.

The man was in idiot

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The Patriots lost but the Red Sox won.

The Dolphins beat up on the Patriots 20-7 this afternoon and it was not pretty.

Like I said yesterday, the offensive line isn't the best and Jones got sacked three times, one of which resulted in a fumble and a Dolphins touchdown.

Next week they will be in Pittsburgh to take on the Steelers and you can bet I will be texting my cousin(s). Hell, I might even give my uncle a call...

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As for the Red Sox, they managed to win again today, barely beating the Orioles 1-0.

Hill pitched a great five strong innings, striking out seven and allowing only two hits.

They are off tomorrow while they travel back to Boston where on Tuesday they will start a quick two-game series against the Yankees.

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I don't know if there will be any changes made to British, Bermudian or Canadian money but if Canada does decide to change the picture on its money, I vote for this:

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Here are todays links:

• The problem I have with you Joe is that you think "democracy" and "unity" are everyone agreeing with you and thinking like you and voting for your people. In this country, I am allowed to disagree with you and your policies. I am afforded the freedom to think the way I want to think



• Let me fix the headline on this story: "Burger King to invest $400million on people who can take pictures of fake hamburgers and french fries that actually look edible."



• Researchers: Contributing to the betterment of our society or a a complete waste of perfectly good oxygen.



• Only in Florida.



• Yes, the queen is still dead.



• More proof that there are a lot of insane people living among us.