It's amazing what a little water can do

On September 2^nd, I took a picture of my side yard showing how poorly my grass was doing.

After looking at that picture, I decided that I was going to water my lawn for 10 minutes any day without rain and I've been pretty good about doing that.

Here are the results so far:

The left is from September 2^nd and the right is from this afternoon, September 15^th.

Not bad considering it has only been 13 days.

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Time for dead horse beating:

Yes, the queen is still dead.

This has been your dead horse beating.

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No baseball tonight which means the Red Sox can't lose. It also means I need to find some entertainment.

While I do that, you can be entertained by these:

• DiSantis is a loud-mouthed arrogant prick (much like is cult-hero, Trump) but I can’t say I disagree with the statement, "States like Massachusetts, New York, and California will better facilitate the care of these individuals who they have invited into our country by incentivizing illegal immigration through their designation as 'sanctuary states' and support for the Biden Administration’s open border policies."



• Speaking of Trump, that ass-clown is trying to start a civil war.



• Key phrase in this story: "Imagine pairing the newest, most powerful Xbox console with the very first iteration of a TV."



• Key phrase in this story: "...if your vibrator of the month shipment is delayed, that may explain why."



• There is nothing I can say about this that will make it any weirder or funnier.