At 8:00 pm on December 24th, TBS will begin airing 24 hours of the greatest story ever told: A Christmas Story. We will turn TBS on one of our television and it will remain on until we get bored or my wife asks us to please turn it off.
My boys and I will spend the day driving my wife crazy by walking around and saying things like:
- "BUMPES'ES'ES!"
"You'll shoot your eye out kid."
"The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone, and the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."
and my personal favorite:
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex...."
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Here are today links:
- It's the most wonderful time of the year.
- Only in New Jersey.
- Only in Florida.
- Attention criminals: If you are going to be breaking the law, you should dress appropriately because you probably don't want to look like this in your mugshot.
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