No leaks.

Yesterday my bay window in my kitchen was dripping. I knocked off some ice buildup on the top of the window and that seemed to take care of the problem.

I hate ice buildup.

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The Red Sox played their traditional opening scrimmage today against Northeastern and David ortiz struck out twice.

Right now, there's a kid on the Northeastern baseball team who can proudly say, "I struck out one of the most overrated hitters in baseball!"

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Enjoy these:

• Hah!



• After seeing his mug shot, I think the most amazing thing about this story is that he has a girlfriend...



• Only in Florida.