Monday, November 30, 2015

Long Day = Short Post

Thanks to my daughter, I was able to get some Christmas shopping done today.

Well, actually, my daughter went and did some Christmas shopping for me today. I'm not really capable of finding anything that my wife likes so I rely on my daughter to help her old man out.

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This morning I had my annual physical and you'll all be glad to hear that I am an old, broken-down, perfectly healthy fat bald guy.

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Sunday, November 29, 2015

New door bells for everyone!

I finally got around to replacing the door bell buttons on both of my doors.

Several months ago, the light on the kitchen door button burned out and last year, the front door button cracked open like an egg shell. This is something that ordinarily wouldn't bother me but for some reason, it did.

So anyways, I managed to replace both buttons and then spend the rest of my day watching Marvel Comic movies and checking the scores of football games.

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Saturday, November 28, 2015

I need to get some Christmas shopping done

It was my intention to get my wife a new sewing machine for Christmas but it's come to my attention that giving my wife a small appliance for Christmas is probably not a good idea.

That means I now need to actually go shopping.

I hate shopping.

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Friday, November 27, 2015

Now I know why they call it "The Turkey Trot"

I think I ate way too much yesterday but I didn't let that stop me from getting into the leftovers today.

I like leftovers. There is something about slapping turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and a piece of cheese between two pieces of toast.

Man, that is tasty.

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I decided to use my lawn tractor to pick up the last of the leaves today and I was surprised to find grass clippings in the bags when I emptied them.

I'm kind of amazed that my lawn is still growing in late November.

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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody

Get off the internet and go eat turkey until you look like a tick on a dog.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

And thus begins my 4-day weekend.

I like 4-day weekends.

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I hope all of you folks have a great Thanksgiving.

Except for you folks from Germany who seem to like reading my spewage and don't recognize Thanksgiving. I hope you folks have a nice Thursday.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Once again, I'm tired

I probably shouldn't have watched as much of the football game as I did.

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Time for a public service announcement:
    There are now 30 shopping days until Christmas.
This has been your public service announcement.

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Monday, November 23, 2015

And the long days continue.

On the upside, I managed to get myself a new keyboard at work. My old one was pretty old and it had two problems.

The first was a tendency for the "D" key to stick and the second was a seemingly random event generator that caused the "L" key either work or not.

This resulted in emails that looked a lot like this:
    Hi DDDDDDDDan,

    Regardddddding your request for your project, I undddderstandddd why you needddddd the access but dddue to the recent shift in SEC reguations andddddd the focus from the externa auddddditors, dddddeivering on the request is not likey.

    What is ikely is that we can certainly work to dddddefine and refine your access needddddds so as to eiminate any issues you might run into.

    Give me a cal so we can chat a bit about things.

    Steve
Not something you want to send off to a co-worker.

Or a cow-orker for that matter....

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Sunday, November 22, 2015

Damn. It's only a 2-day weekend.

Back to work tomorrow. Fortunately, it's only a 3-day work week for me.

I like 3-day work weeks more than I like 3-day weekends.

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Saturday, November 21, 2015

Nice day today

I spent a few hours with my mom and then I managed to get some things done for work. After that, it was time for me and the dogs to watch some bad television.

Trust me, there is some pretty bad television during a Saturday afternoon.

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Friday, November 20, 2015

Long day today

I managed to get home around 4:30 today but I need to work tonight.

That means this has to be brief.

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Here is a snapshot of two days worth of all the junk email I receive.
I got a lot of crap...

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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Things are getting interesting.

As I've said  before, the company I work for imposes a year-end freeze on all system changes in mid-December. As we get closer to the freeze date, more and more people are showing up on my radar with things they need from me.

The problem is, a lot of these people have never contacted me before about their needs and when they suddenly discover that they need something from me, they are panicking. A lot of them are quite insistent that their project is the number one priority in the company and if I don't give them what they want right now, their project will fail and the company will go out of business.

The problem is I have a lot of experience in this line of work and I know what is, and isn't, important. I know what the company needs to keep functioning and I know what will put the organization into a bad place if it fails.

This knowledge allows me to look people in the eye, say "No" and have them go, "Oh. Okay." and walk away.

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So anyways, here are some links:

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

It was your basic run-of-the-mill work day

Time for me to weigh in on President Obama and his handling of the people that want to kill us all.

First the man said that isis was the "JV team" and then he said that isis's influence was shrinking.

It has been my opinion that the man has said a lot of things that make little sense to your average human being and after what happened with the Russian plane and now Paris, I'm thinking I was correct in my opinion.

Our President keeps telling us that he is confident in the vetting process his administration has in place when it comes to the Syrian refugees. He said that the Syrian refugee population is made up of widows and 3-year-old orphans.

You'll forgive me if I say that I don't really believe him. I've seen the news stories of the people that are landing in makeshift boats in Greece and a significant number of them are muslim men in their 20's and 30's.

I've also seen the "vetting" process that is used in the United States and it is heavily entrenched in the politically-correct "Profiling is Bad" mindset. That means they won't pay extra attention to those 20 and 30 year old men because that might hurt their feelings.

In other words, I find it hard to have any confidence in a man who believes he and his system are infallible. I also find it hard to have any confidence in a man who assumes that 3-year-old kids and the widows aren't capable of becoming human bombs.

Furthermore, I'd like to point out that none of this falls under his job description.

He is responsible for the security of the United States of America and it's citizens, not the welfare of the Syrian people. If he is concerned about their welfare, then maybe he should set up some refugee camps in a small out-of-the-way location in Syria and provide them with food, medical care and entertainment. That way, if they start blowing themselves up, they will only be blowing themselves up, not me, my family or my friends.

The solution to the problem of people who want to kill us is not to impose stricter controls on us by taking away our freedoms. It is to prevent the bad people from getting here in the first place.

And by the way, if you think no one is plotting a Paris-like attack in the United States, you are delusional. Think of how much death and mayhem three guys with AK-47s and suicide vests could cause at the Holyoke Mall on any Saturday in December. They would love nothing more than to kill a bunch of Christmas-worshiping infidels.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Not a normal work day.

Despite my best effort, this turned out to be long day. That means you get a short post.

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I did manage to find a few links:
  • Yes, alcohol was involved.


  • Only in Florida.


  • I don't know who this child is but good for him. I hope he overcomes any issues associated with that event.

Monday, November 16, 2015

I'm really liking these 3-day weekends.

I'm thinking that next summer, I might just take every Monday in June, July and August off.

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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Nice day for naps.

I took advantage of the fact that all I really had to do today was get the leaves and poop of my backyard by taking a nice little nap this afternoon.

I like naps.

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Saturday, November 14, 2015

I love my weekends

I managed to get my leaves done but because of the wind, my lawn is once again covered.

I'm hoping the wind calms down soon.

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I didn't find very many links today.

The ones I did find are here:

Friday, November 13, 2015

A third normal work day!

I even managed to get home before it got dark.

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These links are all I found:

Thursday, November 12, 2015

A second normal work day!

Two normal work days in a row at this time of the year is amazing.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't get home until after 6:00 instead of my usual 4:00 but that is still way better than getting home at 8:00.

Year end is always a tough time for us because, as I've said before, everyone has a strong need to complete all of their projects before the end of the budget year. Also, because we have a normal year-end freeze in our production environment starting in mid-December, the projects and any associated changes must be in place before then.

I like my job and I really don't mind the long hours that are sometimes required. I know I say that I want to retire soon but if I did that, I'd have to find something else to do because if I don't do something, I'll turn into a slug in a recliner watching bad soap operas all day long.

I don't want to be a slug in a recliner and I hate soap operas.

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You want to know whats wrong with our society? Want to understand why most level-headed adult Americans don't pay a lot of attention to the news?

It's because of things like this:

That is a screen grab of my google news feed as of 1:00pm today.

You will notice that of the 10 top news stories, 2 of them are about bad entertainers and none of them are about Florent Groberg.

If you ask me, it's a goddamned shame that the media spends more time and energy on a spoiled little brat who offers nothing to our society than it does telling us about a man like Florent.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Finally, a normal work day.

I was able to get home at 4:30 this afternoon, let the dogs out and then feed them. Then i was able to sit down in my recliner and watch the news like your basic normal average suburban old white guy.

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I give up.

Dombrowski is spending a lot of time at the GM meetings talking about filling an outfield position.

I'm no baseball expert but I thought the Red Sox already had a fully staffed (and functional) outfield.

Don't they need pitching?

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

I got nothing today.

I was in an all-day meetng today.

That means I had no time for anything.

Perhaps tomorrow I will have something for you.

Monday, November 9, 2015

No time like a good time

Once again, I was not working today.

In case I haven't said this enough, let me say it again -  I really like three-day weekends.

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On Sunday night, I was watching the Broncos get beat by the Colts and I got to see Aqib Talib walk across the field and poke Dwayne Allen in the right eye.

The first thought that crossed my mind was, "WTF?"

The second thought that crossed my mind was, "Oh, wise guy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"

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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Back yard is clean. For now.

I managed to clean up the leaves, the pine needles and the dog crap from the back yard today and I still got to watch the Patriots beat the Redskins.

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And speaking of local sports franchises, the Red Sox have begun the process of prepping for the free agent season. They are cleaning out their 40-man roster by outrighting Craig, Leon, Ogando and Machi to the Pawtucket Red Sox.

I'm really hoping this new guy, Dombrowski, is better at picking talent than Cherington was. I'm also hoping he cleans up that mess called Hanley Ramirez. I'm still amazed that anyone thought it would be a good idea to pay an infielder with a bad attitude millions of dollars to play the outfield.

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Saturday, November 7, 2015

I hate cleaning the gutters

Cleaning the leaves out of the gutters is almost as futile as cleaning them off the lawn. Give it a day and it looks like you never did it.

But now they are clean and so is the lawn.

At least until tomorrow...

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Friday, November 6, 2015

One more long day.

Thank goodness I have Monday off.

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Thursday, November 5, 2015

Still busy.

I'm thinking my work life is going to be busy until at least Christmas. After that, I'm on vacation for the week between Christmas and New Years.

Until then, I'll just keep plugging along.

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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Again with the busy day.

We're coming up on the end of the year and everyone is pushing to get their pet projects completed ahead of schedule. This tends to put a strain on us enterprise support people and usually makes for longer than usual days.

Just sayin' is all.

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The Mass Lottery Megabucks game is up to $6,400,000 and I have a ticket for the next 10 games.

Just sayin' is all.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Very busy day today

I didn't really have much time to peruse the internet and look for news.

What I did find were these few links:

Monday, November 2, 2015

Okay, here's the deal.

I knew that the team that I rooted for would lose the series because that's the way things go for me. No matter who I root for, they lose.

By rooting for the Mets, I effectively dictated the outcome of the series and handed it to the Royals. That, my friends, is not a bad thing.

I like Ned Yost. He strikes me as the kind of guy that will spend his morning making sure the electric fence isn't grounded, his afternoon fine tuning a hunting rifle and his evening at the local victualers enjoying adult beverages with his buddies.

In other words, he reminds me of one of my uncles.

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Got this picture from Chris.
It contains the truest statement ever made about our current society.

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Sunday, November 1, 2015

Three games to one isn't good.

If the Mets lose tonight, it's all over for them.

Tonight's game is a "win or go home" game. If they win tonight, they head back to Missouri where the Royals will once again have their home field advantage.

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