I need to get some Christmas shopping done

It was my intention to get my wife a new sewing machine for Christmas but it's come to my attention that giving my wife a small appliance for Christmas is probably not a good idea.

That means I now need to actually go shopping.

I hate shopping.

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Enjoy these links:

• Yes, alcohol was involved.



• No, I don't want these for Christmas.



• This is why women live linger than men.