Patriots

The Patriots were in Miami to take on the Dolphins this afternoon and it couldn't have gone any worse for them.

At the half, the Dolphins were up 24-0.

At the end of the third period, the Dolphins were up 31-0.

At the end of the game, the Dolphins were up 34-15 which is more than enough to win the game and the Patriots got to take a long plane ride home.

By the way, I saw this tweeter thingee today and I think it is the best description of the Patriots this season:

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I found this on the internets and it made me laugh.

Then, after I thought about it for a few minutes, I realized how true it was...

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I think I'll watch the Eagles kick the crap out of the Rams.

Here are some links:

• Looks like Jim Montgomery wasn't unemployed for very long...



• First we got global warming. Now we got this. What's next? Is it going to stop spinning?



• According to the city of Northampton, it's okay to break some laws but not others. Personally, I would like a list of the laws I'm allowed to break.



• Man, people sure are sensitive...



• I've decided that the Japanese are the weirdest people but I suspect the Chinese will overtake them soon...



• I can't read this story because it requires an account but the headline is enough to make me never visit Singapore.