Damn.

I thought the Mets had a chance right up until the moment I fell asleep in the fourth inning.

Then I woke up in the eighth inning...

Oh well, we'll have to see what happens over the weekend.

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No baseball tonight but the Patriots are hosting the Dolphins.

As my brothers would say, "Squish the Fish!"

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