Not much to say today.

Other than telling you that "millions" are in the  path of a "monster" storm of "historic" porportions towards some part of the East Coast and you should prepare yourself by rushing to the store buy all the bread & milk you can find, I've got nothing to go on about.

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Try these links on for size:

• Mr. and Mrs. Smith got nothing on me. I've boycotted them for the last 58 years.



• Attention New Jersey residents: Feel free to shovel.



• Yet another case of the old "I have no idea how that got there!" defense.



• Suspicious Bacon would be a great name for a 1970s pop band.



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