There's a reason I never went into the exciting field of manual labor.

As I type this, my back is kicking my ass because my wife and I decided to buy two new couches and a new chair for our family room. That meant my wife and I spent the afternoon moving four couches and two chairs - the old ones got moved into the basement and the new ones got moved into the family room.

To quote Sergeant Hulka, "I'm getting too old for this shit."

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Sorry about last night but I had a late day and never got around to surfing the interwebs.

I didn't get around to doing it today either but I hate missing two days in a row.

With that in mind, here are some links:

• Beer Dispensing Upper Peninsula would be a great name for a 1970s product from Ron Popeil.



• New Zealand - It's not like where you live.



• Key line in this only in Florida story: "The affidavit didn’t state what kind of shoes, such as a pump or heel, Capraro threw."



• Here's your Naked Woman In The News story.



• I have this image of a bunch of 60 year old fat naked guys wandering around.