Still in first place

The Red Sox are still in first place but they are only three and a half games ahead of the Yankees. They are off tonight but that's okay because tonight is the opening day for NFL Football.

The Patriots are hosting the Chiefs out in Foxboro at 8:30 and I will be watching that game instead of baseball.

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As for the rest of the world, other than hurricanes ripping peoples homes apart and airlines gouging people to escape Florida, nothing much is going on.

While I watch football, you can click on these links:

• Key entry from our favorite police log: "12:44 p.m. Three horses escaped from a pasture in Columbia Falls. The fugitive horses were apparently standing outside the pasture tormenting the well-behaved horses that hadn’t made a run for it."



• I have many questions but I'm pretty sure I don't want the answers.



• If you haven't seen the video of the Irishman trying to catch a bat, you don't know what you are missing. (Caution: Bad Irish Words are used by the narrator.)