Once again, not a lot to say.

Here are some links:

• If this is legal, then shooting the guy doing it should be legal too.



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Month.

Long Day = Short Post.

Actually, it wasn't a long day but I'm pretty burned out. I got up at 4:00 this morning and I'm having a tough time keeping my eyes open.

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Before I leave you, let me remind you that Opening Day for the Red Sox is March 31st when they will play the Orioles down in Camden Yards.

That is 27 days from today.

Please plan accordingly.

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Try these links:

• Our school administrators in action...



• Hmmm... Not sure what to say about this.



• This one is for John.

A day without snow is a good day.

The storm that was supposed to hit us with 8-12 inches decided to leave us alone and head south and shut down the city of Washington D.C.

This makes me happy in more ways than one.

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Only in Massachusetts....

No, seriously, I'm saying only in this freakin' state. And I'm not talking about the inspection sticker.

I'm talking about the fact that only in Massachusetts can you be arrested and tossed into jail for not having a government-sanctioned piece of paper stuck to your windshield.

When did we decide it was okay to toss people in jail for not inspecting their cars?

And don't give me any of the "fraud" crap. I've seen some of the people that do car inspections in this state and let me tell you, that piece of paper he put on is just as valid as the ones they put on.

My point is, this is not a crime that resulted in anyone being robbed or hurt or defrauded so why is he in jail?

No one was hurt, no one experienced any loss, hell no one even lost a minutes sleep because of his actions. Simply put, he's in jail because some legislator decided to criminalize the car inspection process, that's why he is in jail.

And while we here in Massachusetts are really good at creating criminals via legislation, it appears we've got nothing on Connecticut.

Now there's a state that knows how to create criminals....

I'm waiting to see how the Connecticut authorities handle that little situation....

This may very well be the first non-action revolution in the history of mankind. The people are overthrowing their government by ignoring it. I now have an image of some guy standing in the rotunda of the capital building with his hands over his ears going, "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-I-CAN'T-HEAR-YOU-LA-LA-LA".

We should try that here in Massachusetts...

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No links, just this picture:

I want to know where that is so I can go there and buy a milkshake..

And so it begins....

And yes, Jerry Remy is back in the booth. I hope he stays there because I can't stand that idiot Eckersley.

What the hell is "cheese" and "moss"?

Moron....

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I get dozens of spam email messages every day but I use an email reader that has an excellent spam/junk filter.

Some of the spam I get wants to help me enlarge my breasts (no thanks, I'm all set with that), some of it wants to help me enlarge my penis (again, no thanks, I'm all set with that as well) and a lot of it want's me to be aware that there are people in my area looking for me.

But the spam that fascinates me the most are these:

Do the spammer think there are people out there who will click on an email message that has a nonsense email address and an even more nonsensical subject line?

Or am I wrong and there are people out there who look at those emails and say,

Hey! Look at that! I've got an important email from zb9_Priscillians about U2F2ZSB1cCB0byA2MCU,gb2Zm-IG9mIHlv-dXIg_QXV0b-yBXY.XJyYW50e,SB0_aGl.zIE1.vbnRo. I should open that right away!

Spammers: They don't even try to hide their bullshit anymore.

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Here are a couple of links:

• Only in Florida.



• Does anyone think Putin is worried about Obama and his threats?

I forgot to post this yesterday

I had this post all written and formatted last night but it seems I forgot to click the "Publish" button.

Sorry about that.

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Every so often, I get it in my head to make some coconut chicken fingers. I drag the fryer out, fill it with oil and set it for 375°. Then I get some bread crumbs, some coconut, some milk and an egg.

So I mix the egg and the milk and soak the chicken in it. Then I dredge it through the bread crumbs and the coconut mixture and drop it into the fryer. It takes about 5 minutes to get a nice brown on the chicken and I take it out to drain on a rack.

Now I know that doesn't sound too bad but if you happened to stop by while I was doing it, you would have seen a major mess.

Bread crumbs and oil all over the counter, chicken dripping on the floor and me swearing because I burned my fingers on the hot oil.

Why do I do this to myself? I can buy the damned things at Big Y or Stop & Shop.

What the hell was I thinking.

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Here are a few links:

• While it doesn't specifically say it, I'm betting alcohol was involved.



• What! Only one napkin!?! That's a travesty!



• Count this among the things you should know.