Back at work.

Man, there are a lot of people that want me to do things for them and some of those things take a lot of my time.

I guess that's a good thing because if no one wanted me to do things, I wouldn't have a job.

I need my job...

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I'm going to watch baseball while you click on these links:

• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Day.



• Welcome to Massachusetts were we seem to have a lot of rich people who are morons.



• Only in Florida.



• Key phrase in this story: "...ensure that this type of incident could not happen again."



• Key lie in this story: "...the fish are happy to swim into the tube themselves." How do they know the fish are happy?