It was a shitty start to the day

Seems that my septic tank has shifted somehow and the pipe from the house to the tank has separated from the tank. Some dirt and rocks found there way into the gap and plugged it up just enough to cause a backup.

My wife, who is my hero, said to me, "Go to work. I got this."

And got it she did.

The tank has been pumped and evaluated. A makeshift connection is in place and on Monday, some guys who know what they are doing will show up at my house and hopefully fix things permanently.

I can't wait to see what this is going to cost us.

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Here are today's links:

• Only in Florida.



• "No, really. It was an accident! I swear!"



• Watch the video.