They really need some pitching.

They are hitting the ball but so are all of their opponents.

Last night, they ended losing by one run when Alex Rodriguez hit a home run, putting the Yankees up 3 to 2 and that was how the game ended.

Today they ended losing by 2 runs but not because Alex Rodriguez hit the ball. They ended up losing by 2 runs because they didn't hit the ball.

So now the Yankees are in first place and the Red Sox are in third place.

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• Please, for the love of God, don't anyone tell my mother-in-law about this.



• Only in Maine.



• Seems a little extreme to me.



• Key phrase in this story: "...they hadn't seen each other in a couple of days."



• Hey, after an evening of adult beverages and nachos, so is mine...