Sunday, January 18, 2026

A full-blown win streak

With last night's win over the Blackhawks, the Bruins have won six games in a row.

Three games in a row constitutes a win streak.

Four games in a row constitutes a decent win streak.

Five games in a row constitutes an excellent win streak.

Six games in a row is a kick-ass win streak.

Their next game is this Tuesday against the Stars. Puck drops at 7:30.


The Texans @ Patriots divisional playoff game started at 3:00 this afternoon when the Texans kicked off to the Patriots. Right now they are 1 minute into the 1st quarter and the score is tied 0-0.

Since the Broncos won yesterday, they will have home field advantage over the winner of this game. That means playing football in thin air.

As things stand right now, the alleged "experts" have the Texans winning by 3 or 4 points...
    Alleged Expert #1: Texans 17, Patriots 13
    Alleged Expert #2: Texans 23, Patriots 17
    Alleged Expert #3: Patriots 24, Texans 20
    Alleged Expert #4: Texans 23, Patriots 20
    Alleged Expert #5: Texans 20, Patriots 16
    Alleged Expert #6: Texans 14, Patriots 13
My alleged unexpert opinion is the Patriots will win by 14 points.


I'm gonna watch some football.

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Saturday, January 17, 2026

I gotta buy a lottery ticket

At 4:00 this afternoon, I went out to clear my driveway. I dragged The Beast out of its cubby hole, fired it up and started down the driveway.

I managed to make two passes down the driveway when the snowblowers fuel tank suddenly decided to fall off.

I looked all around for the two bolts that hold the fuel tank onto the engine. My wife even came out and looked around. No such luck.

So there I am standing there looking a perfectly good snowblower and a perfectly good fuel tank with no way to make the two play nice.

After looking around for a few more minutes, I went into my basement and started going through my stash of fasteners. I came across two that I thought might fit but it was a wild-ass guess on my part.

I took the two bolts outside and wouldn't you know it, they were the perfect fit. Perfect length, perfect width, perfect thread pitch, perfect head size.

I'm going to buy me a lottery ticket.


Yes, my head is still all jammed up. I've got a pretty good sinus infection going on and they put my on mega-dose of amoxicillin.

Hopefully this causes things to calm down because to be honest with you, being mostly deaf kinda sucks. I can't head anything in my left ear and my right ear has some serious tinnitus going on.

This ends my "I'm sick!" whine for the day.


I was watching the Broncos beat up the Bills but that was until Josh I love the 4th quarter! Allen came along. At the end of the first half, it was 20-10 Broncos. At the end of the 3rd quarter it was 23-17 Broncos.

Right now, it is 18 minutes into the 4th quarter and the score is 27-23 Bills.


Here are some links:

Friday, January 16, 2026

Twenty dollars for everybody!

Verizon sent me a notice saying they are going to give everyone a $20.00 credit on their bill for the outage the other day.

My first thought was, "Cool."

My second thought was, "Hey, wait a minute! I've got four lines! How come I get the same as people who only have one line?"

My third thought was, "We weren't really impacted that badly anyways. Shut up and take your twenty dollars."


So it turns out that The Very Stable Genius is the owner of a Nobel Peace Prize medal but not the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is like Tom Brady giving you one of his Super Bowl rings and you taking it. You are now the owner of a Super Bowl ring but you are absolutely not a Super Bowl winner.

Trump is not a winner, he's a winner-wanna-be.

I guess that means he's a loser.


The Bruins beat the Kraken last night, winning 4-2 in regulation.

They did not, however, move up in the standings.

Their next game is tomorrow when they will be in Chicago to play the Blackhawks. Puck drops at 8:00pm


Scotland: It's not like where we live...


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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Cell outage for everybody!

Yesterday, Verizon experienced a nationwide outage that affected all of us here.

If your phone had this in the upper right corner, it affected you as well.


Since everyone in my family has an iPhone, we were able to stay in touch via WiFi and iMessage. We could not make phone calls and if you were out of range of a known WiFi signal, you couldn't even use iMessage.

It started for me when my daughter, The Vet, sent me the following:

She eventually stopped being special and became SOS like the rest of us...

It seems like everything is back to normal now for us and hopefully it stays that way.


The Bruins take on the Kraken this evening. Puck drops at 8:00pm.

The Sabres have moved into the first wild card slot but the Bruins remain in the second slot.

A win tonight will push them back into the first slot.


Here are a few links:

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Nice win

Despite the fact I only made it through 2 periods last night, the Bruins managed to hold off the division-leading Red Wings, beating them 3-0 and moving back into a wild card slot.

Tomorrow, they take on the Kraken. Puck drops at that God-awful hour of 8:00pm so I'm hoping to see at least one period.


I hear you say, "Steve, how's the flu thing going?"

Well let me tell you.
    My ears are plugged up so everything sounds like it's happening on the other side of a window. Whenever someone talks to me, it sounds like the teacher in the Peanuts cartoons.
    I have three SalonPas patches on my ribcage helping to soothe whatever I damaged coughing like an elk during mating season.
    Yes, I'm still coughing like an elk during mating season.
    I'm only going through half a box of Puffs+ with Lotion© a day.
    I'm only taking one or two short naps a day.
    I'm in the early stages of a nice little ear infection. I will try my best to minimize it but I suspect this will end with me making a trip to see a doctor.

This has been an update on my trip into the world of feeling like shit.


I hear you say, "Steve, how's the new grandchild?"

Well let me tell you.
    She is gaining weight at a normal rate.
    She had her first meeting with her pediatrician and all is well.
    Her mom and dad took her for her first walk outdoors this morning.
    Mom is doing great.
    We have not yet met her simply because I refuse to risk giving her the damned flu.

This has been a grandchild update. And let me just add, she is the cutest little thing.


I'm going to say something that some of you won't like.

Deal with it.

For the most part, states have only themselves to blame for the influx of federal officers into their cities. The federal government has been saying all along, "Help us by holding the people you arrest so we can deport them." but states have instead been issuing edicts and guidance to police departments that basically say, "Do not help the federal government with any illegal alien stuff."

So this is what you get. You get heavily-armed federal agents roaming around your cities, knocking down doors and grabbing people off the streets. If you had just said, "Hey local police. If you arrest some guy and there is a tag on him in the system, you need to notify the feds so they can come get him."

Easy-Peazy-Lemon-Squeazy.

Let the people protest all they want, give the feds what they want and everyone, except the criminal, is happy.


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