No Parking.

My son was tossing one of those "Y" shaped boomerang things around and he managed to get it stuck in one of the few trees left in my yard.

He decided that the best way to get the boomerang out of the tree would be to throw a big traffic cone at it to knock it out.

This is the result:

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The Red Sox seem to be on a good streak lately. Assuming they win today (it's currently 7-3 Red Sox in the seventh inning), they will have won 8 of their last 10. Ant that, is what they need to continue to do.

If they can win 4 out of every 5 games, they will be in first place before you know it. Hell, if they can win 3 out of every 5 games, they'll be in first place before you know it.

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Here are todays links:

• Key phrase in this story: "Tindell, in tears, pleaded for leniency."



• Only at Walmart.



• Presenting this episodes "Brilliant Criminal of the Day."



• Only in Florida.



• Key reader comment in this story: "Had they only stopped at Burger King, he could've had it his way."