Not feeling to good today.

Somehow, I managed to either eat or drink something that is causing me some internal distress. And when I say distress, I mean something else.

I'll let you figure out what I mean....

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The Red Sox are currently tied for last place with the Blue Jays in the AL East. They both have a 38-35 record which puts them 6 1/2 games out of first place.

Amazingly enough, the White Sox are in first place in the AL Central with a (drum roll please....) 38-35 record.

Anyone tells you that the eastern division is easy needs to have their head examined. Both the AL East and the NL East are tough divisions.

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I'm going to try and eat something and then watch the Red Sox. You can click on these links:

• I swear to God, it's not me.



• Only in Florida.



• Bah, just issue the contempt citation and then appoint a special prosecutor like they did during the Watergate scandal and the Monica Lewinski scandal.



• If you ever wondered why they tell you to take off all metal prior to an MRI.