Kevin was a good guy.

Attention John and Mark: 80% ain't worth it. Retire now, take what you can and live a long, happy life bagging groceries or mowing lawns.

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That's about all I have to say today. Here are a few links:

• Why the hell is this news?



• Oops....



• Key entry from our favorite police blotter: "6:08 p.m. Someone accidentally 'pocket-dialed' 911 while grocery shopping, forcing a dispatcher to listen to a conversation about specific enchilada toppings."