Pfffttt.... Protesters....

In my opinion, hippies are the single most prejudicial group of people on the planet. They make the KKK look open and inclusive.

In the first place, what the hell is an "urban farmer"? Isn't that what we used to call a gardener?

In the second place, "confronting the system" is a 1960s cliche' that ranks right up there with "hassled by the man" and "Far Out!". Stop saying it.

In the third place, the only people you are hurting by protesting on Wall Street is the little old lady who's retirement account tanked because you decided that you know what is best and everyone else is a moron.

I can almost hear the "prayer drums" and smell the body order...

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Every once in a while, we read a story about some Afghan or Iraqi soldier suddenly turning his weapon on American soldiers and killing them. If that's the case, why are we bringing them here? What moron thought it would be a good idea to bring trained Afghanistan fighters over to the United States?

So now we have three potential terrorists wandering around.

Perfect - just freakin' perfect.

Then, to top it all off, the head of the Mass State Police goes and says, "There's no reason to think they have nefarious intent."

So we're willing to say that three trained fighters from the middle-east that suddenly go on walkabout in the northeast are okay but the little old lady in line at the security checkpoint who is wearing a diaper is a threat and needs to be stripped searched.

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These links might entertain you:

• Key phrase in this story: "...little gummy penises..."



• Dude, business is good.



• Enlistment in the Italian Army should be increasing.



• Typical....



• If you need proof that our species ain't too bright, look no further than the people that fell for this.