Day 3 of not working.

I should take more vacations.

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The great philosopher Dave Barry once said:

"The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base."

In more baseball news, the Red Sox are once again in last place in the American League.

I'm not sure why I keep watching them....

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Here are some links you might want to visit:

• Only in Florida, where they have more lightning strikes than any other spot on earth.



• If you plan on going to New Jersey, don't go swimming.



• My dog does the same thing.



• I keep mine in the fridge.