Not a great day.

This head cold is killing me, I broke the zipper on my pants, my boss is an ass, the Red Sox lost and I have nothing to take for lunch tomorrow.

Is there anything else that screw around with me today?

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I'm going to take my NyQuil and fall asleep.

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