If you party like a rock star, get a cab or a designated driver.
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Time once again for my year in review:
- I had a pretty damned good year right up until December.
Then it kinda sucked.
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Lets chat about the upcoming year.
- No, this will not be the year that I retire. Despite my desire to do so, my wife has made it clear that I am not allowed to sit around all day doing nothing.
- No, I will not hit the lottery this year. Despite the fact that I purchase a multi-game Megabucks ticket every month, I have no luck whatsoever and I am confident that I will not win. Should that change, you will not know because I'll never admit to it.
- Yes, my youngest son will graduate from college and this will fulfill his commitment to obtain a degree. Once he completes his schooling, he and his band will go on a whirlwind national tour in the hopes of making his college degree completely unnecessary. I hope they are successful beyond everyone's wildest dreams. Either way, I will, as always, be the proud dad.
- Yes, my daughter will be accepted into a school of veterinary medicine. This goes a long way in explaining entry number one on this list. I will, as always, be the proud dad.
- Yes, my eldest and his wife will find a nice house to buy and turn into a home. When that happens, I will, as always, be the proud dad.
- Although I would like to lose some of the weight I've put on since I quit smoking, I won't make any resolutions to do so. That is because I do not make resolutions.
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While I sit in my recliner, blowing my nose and falling asleep in front of the TV, you can click on these links:
- Must have been running Windows 8...
- Only in Florida.
- Here's something that I didn't need to know about.
- Let me leave you parents with little kids this piece of news.
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