I've got places to be and things to do.

It was  reasonably normal day at work today but we have some festivities to attend to this evening. That means no long, boring, run-on posts filled with the drivle you've all come to love.

You do, however, get these links:

• When I was in school, scrapes, bruises, sprains and fractured legs were a daily occurrence.



• Another shocking case of candy bar violence.



• Wait. Are they saying Coronas are only $3.00 in Florida?