It's gonna snow!

The gigantic talking head on ABC news always says the same thing: "Millions in the path of deadly storm!" when it snows.

I've come to the conclusion that the gigantic talking head has never seen snow and he is terrified every time it a storm develops.

I have some advice for Mr. Gigantic Talking Head: It's snow, get over it. It happens all the time and we've all seen it before. Maybe you should just crawl back into bed and pull the covers over your head until the veil snow has gone away.

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Yes, the government is still shut down.

The union for the Air Traffic Controllers issued a statement that said it has genuine concerns about the safety of air travel as there are some understaffed control centers and towers.

Get ready to see the airlines cut back on the number of flights they offer.

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