Two wins

Today was a good day for sportings.

The Red Sox beat the White Sox and the Bruins beat the Penguins.

And now that those two games are over with, I'm watching Rory McIlroy and Justin Rose go head-to-head in a playoff at The Masters.

I like a good sportings day.

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I found another Looney Donald / Krazy Kim III meme picture that made me laugh:

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Here's a list of things that we, as a species, are closer to realizing than we think we are.

Well, there is one on that list that I think I can already say we can do:

"Believe it or not, communicating with animals by translating brain waves into human language. Apparently Al research is on the verge of doing so."

I already know what dogs are thinking: "I gotta pee" followed by "I smell someone else's pee" which of course is followed by the ever popular, "I need to pee on that pee so it smells like my pee".

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Here are today's links:

• Bezos is going to launch his big penis filled with women.



• This is a very interesting signing.



• The problem with Looney Donald is not just the tariffs. It's his changing them every other day.



• Emotional Support Horses would be a great name for a 2020 country/western lounge band.



• Only in Iowa.
  (I've been to Iowa. My daughter attended school there. It's flat.)