Reality television should be limited to sporting events.

I'm finding that the more reality television shows there are, the more strained our view of "reality" becomes.

For instance, there was a tv show on last night about some guy getting eaten by a snake.

Turns out that he never intended on getting eaten by a snake. Instead, he put on a heavy iron suit and let the snake give him a big hug.

Thank goodness I decided to watch football because if I were to spend two hours of my life watching a piece of crap show called "Eaten Alive", you can bet that I damned well better see someone get eaten alive. Hell, I better see them get eaten alive and then shat out the back end a few days later.

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