What a bizarre baseball game.

The Yankees beat the Red Sox this afternoon but it was absolutely one of the weirdest games I've ever watched.

The Yankees were up first and they hit the ball a ton, chasing Porcello from the game after 1/3 of an inning. When the Red Sox finally got that third out, the score was 6-0

The Red Sox came up to bat and proceeded to hit the ball a ton, chasing Tanaka from the game after 2/3 of an inning. When the Yankees finally got the third out, the score was 6-6.

And that was just the first inning.

Then, in the third inning, the wheels came off and the Yankees went on a scoring binge. By the time the fifth inning ended, the score was 17-6.

Then, at the end of the seventh inning, the score was 17-13 and that was how the game ended after 4:42 minutes of play.

By the way, the current record for a 9 inning baseball game is 4:45 minutes. This game was just 3 minutes short of that record.

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On the upside, I managed to find a few links for you:

• Only in Walmart.



• Some people are just plain stupid.



• Hey everybody! We're all gonna be rich!



• Am I the only one that thinks religion is the dumbest thing ever?



• If you are planning a trip to northern California, bring plenty of garlic butter.