He's killing me

Donald "Better the Lincoln. Better then Washington" Trump is proving himself to be the idiot that a lot of us think he is. As a matter of fact, I'm willing to go on record saying that he is dumber than Goofy Joe.

And I'm pretty sure Joe had a few strokes during his time in office...

His insistence on pissing off our trading partners and threatening our allies has resulted in this:

That's right folks, the DJIA has fallen 5¾% in the last month.

Hell, today he came out and, once again, said something incredibly stupid. Thanks to his insightful and well-thought out mumblings, this is what happened to the markets:

I'm going to have to go find a job pretty soon...

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No sportings for me today.

Fortunately, I have a lot of DVRs I can entertain myself with.

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Here are todays links:

• In the US, we have "self deportation".
  In Russia, they have "self defenstration".



• Seems to me that if you want to bury someone at sea, you probably shouldn't embalm them.



• Key line in this story: "We really got our asses kicked in. If we don’t get our shit together, then we are going to be in a permanent minority."



• If you think your electric bills are high now, keep in mind that 5% to 10% of the electricity Massachusetts consumes comes from Canada.



• I would thing the first step would be to put out the joint and put the beer down.



• I'm pretty sure this will result in therapy in adulthood...