At this point, they are not only at the bottom of the pile in major league baseball, they are not even in the pile anymore. They are in the pile of offal that the league has thrown out.
It's gotten that the fans have begun creating memes. Someone took a picture of the 99 Restaurant's "KIDS EAT FREE advertisement and modified to fit the current situation:
They will try again this evening when they play game 2 of their series, depending on the weather. I mean, what the hell, it was snowing here at 7:30 this morning...
First pitch is at 6:45 and Crochet will have the start.
The Bruins will take on the Hurricanes at 7:00 this evening.
This should be an interesting game with their season matchups split at 1 win each. The Huricanes curently lead the Bruins by 9 points so the odds favor the Hurricanes.
All I can do is yell at my special coaching TV to encourage the Bruins to put the puck into the net, darnit.
I don't say it quite that graciously but you get my drift...
Puck drops at 7:00 so this will be a channel-flipping kind of night.
The Monson PD is reporting a new scam and this one actually looks pretty damned realistic:
I can't say this enough: No court or law enforcement will contact you out of the blue via text messaging.
Mark these as spam, delete them or just ignore them but under no circumstances should you ever reply to them.
And for the love of all that is good in this world, do not scan the QR code.
Here are some links:
- If you want to do weird shit like some kind of mental case, go right ahead and knock yourself out. Just don't take pictures of yourself doing it.
- Key reason for the explosion: "...his brother-in-law’s son made fireworks in the home’s garage."
- First thing that popped into my twisted little mind when I read this is the famous scene from The Naked Gun.
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Oh
Canada.
(That might be a death penalty crime in Canada...) - I thought The Very Stable Genius was good friends with Tucker...
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