Hello three-day weekends!

Starting this week, I will be enjoying three-day weekends during the entire month of July.

I may have mentioned this before but let me repeat it because it bears repeating:

I like three-day weekends.

And speaking of three-day weekends, whatever you do this weekend, do not light off any of those illegal and deadly fireworks.

The only people in New England that are smart enough and competent enough to handle fireworks are the people in Connecticut and New Hampshire. We here in Massachusetts are too stupid to know how to use fireworks and the state is protecting us from ourselves.

Remember: It's for our own good.

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You may, or may not, enjoy these links:

• Maybe it was it built by Cyberdyne Systems...



• I have a sense of humor and I know what funny is. Trust me when I say, "This is not funny."



• Seems to me that the country of Turkey has bigger things to worry about than this.



• Who the hell thinks to study this kind of thing???



• Do not mess with Josefina Tometich's mangos...



• Only in Florida.



• Attention criminals: Do not use a three-wheeled bicycle as your getaway vehicle.



• Yes, alcohol was involved.