And she's home

Her flight landed right on time and we were home before half-time. Compared to her trip out there, the return home was a snap.

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Pretty soon, there will be no one left alive who has walked on another planet. We should be ashamed of ourselves for that.

What happened to our sense of adventure? Our desire to find new things?

We no longer explore the "final frontier". Instead, we catch a ride on a russian space ship to the International Space Station were we fall around our planet and experiment on things like gecko sex or solutions mixed in micro-gravity.

What happened to us?

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