We need more three-day weekends.

There just aren't enough three-day weekends.

If I were stupid enough to ever get myself elected to an office of power, I would enact a law that says every other weekend must be three-days in length. I would leave it up to companies to decide if people should work four 10 hour days or only work 32 hours for that particular week.

Or even better, let's just have three-day weekends all the time.

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• Yet another completely unemployable dipshit.



• Welcome to Northampton.



• Only in Florida. Or Ohio. I'm not entirely sure...



• And then Bambi staggered home....