I'm tired, again.

I ended up watching the movie The Martian last night and I was awake way past my bedtime.

I've got to stop staying up past my bedtime.

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Not sure what I'll be watching this evening but you can bet it won't be something that keeps me up late. I'm going to bed at a normal time tonight.

While I do that, you can do these:

• Key phrase in this story: "...got angry because his brother farted in his face a decade ago."



• Key phrase in this story: "I think I spoke my mind too often..."



• Researchers: Contributing to the betterment of our society or a complete waste of perfectly good oxygen? We report, you decide.



• I wish this would happen on a regular basis in Springfield. No one in that city uses crosswalks.